Thursday, March 5, 2009

Papya Sale!

Religious views and political affiliation aside, this is at least a little funny. One of the groups at UNECOM was bringing in a doctor to do a workshop on performing 1st trimester abortions. They bought a bunch of extra-large papaya fruits to cut open and use to mimic scraping out the endometrium. The doc had to cancel, so the club sent out this email:

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MSFC is hosting a

Cancelled Papaya Workshop PAPAYA Sale!!

Due to a Trainer’s family emergency, the workshop had to be rescheduled, but the fruit has already been bought! Help us afford to offer this opportunity again by purchasing a GIANT papaya!! Only $3 a piece!

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Funny how changing a food's use even theoretically can make it unappetizing. Brains are neat...


3 comments:

  1. did you buy one? several? i'll bring you some suture and we can practice stitching on them.

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  2. Obviously, the announcement should have read "Aborted Papaya Workshop" but that would really be stretching the bounds of good taste... um, to use another poor choice of words.

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  3. hahahaha.
    My pro-life fruit.

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