I just bought a pair of $30 Skullcandy earbuds. Not only are they pink (for supporting breasts), soundenatious, and comfy as all get-out, check out the warranty:
- Defective Product Replacement: We will gladly replace any defective Skullcandy product. Please write a detailed description of the problem below so our team can serve your needs quickly.
- Aggressive Listening Discount: All Skullcandy products that fail due to "aggressive listening"--that is, if Skullcandy products fail or break due to a crazy crash on the mountain or a violent head-banging session... or any other reason that is not a product defect, we will still hook you up! Send in whatever remains of your product, and we will send you a coupon good for 50% off any product in our Online Shop.
If you're in the market, check em out at:
http://www.skullcandy.com/shop/headphones-earphones-c-42_55.html
So, admittedly, I didn't read the whole on-line warranty before posting (me? no!). It's identical to the paper insert that made me want to post it, but the paper version includes setting the headphones on fire, crushing them under a skateboard, dropping them off a cliff, et cetera. The internet version is still nice, but it's less awesome than the paper version. Sorry for the confusion.
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